Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
By: Ambrose Bierce
When you doubt, abstain.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
Doubt is the father of invention.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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