Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didnt know you left open.
By: John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
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