If opportunity doesnt knock, build a door.
By: Milton Berle
You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasnt for him, wed be watching television by candlelight.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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