To find a mans true character, play golf with him.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
Flowers are happy things.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Why dont you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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