No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
By: Robin Williams
change the world
Spring is natures way of saying, Lets party!
Youre only given a little spark of madness. You mustnt lose it.
If Heaven exists, to know that theres laughter, that would be a great thing.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, theyve got nothing to lose.
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
Okra is the closest thing to nylon Ive ever eaten. Its like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
I met Nelson Mandela, and I really didnt know what to say. It was years ago at a benefit. I was just in awe of this man because of what hed done.
Youll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it all the money, but they changed it to alimony. Its ripping your heart out through your wallet.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
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