Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
By: Woody Allen
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and its all over much too soon.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream?
Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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