Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
By: Franklin P. Adams
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!
By: Dave Barry
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
By: Bill Cosby
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