The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it’s luck.
When I naturally write a story and I feel that the guy (is) sitting across the table from the girl and flirting with her… I think, ‘God, that can’t be me’ because I’m just...
What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very...
Pale, nervous girls with black-rimmed glasses and blunt-cut hair lolled around on sofas, riffling Penguin Classics provocatively… But it wasn’t just intellectual experiences. They were peddling emotional ones, too. For fifty bucks, I learned,...
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl – she wanted a divorce.
Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.
I’m at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I’m profoundly grateful to her.
People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you’re so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you...